dirty-penguin 

When one is in serious need of a crap, and you have to walk the dirty penguin to the toilet.

JOHN: Oh sh**, i need to go to the crapper!
ALLEN: Your walking the dirty-penguin!

dirty-penguin by skidded August 3, 2010

dirty penguin 

When male and female are in the act of sex, the male, before he blows, takes his dick out of her and shoots his wad into the woman's eyes. Then he punches her in both of her tits, causing her to grab her breasts in pain and blindly waddle around the room, mildly resembling a penguin.

"DIRTY PENGUIN" *punches tits*

dirty penguin by Dr. Gobles March 19, 2005

Dirty Penguin 

the waddle a person does from the one room to another after realizing that there is no toilet paper in the bathroom.

“Dude, I had to dirty penguin all over the house to find something to wipe with!”

Dirty Penguin by benboozle January 18, 2013

Dirty Penguin 

Take a dump in a public bathroom, don't flush, waddle over to the next stall with your pants down, and wipe your butt there, so it looks like in the other stall no one wiped.

I pulled a dirty penguin in the other teams locker room after the game!

Dirty Penguin by Greasy Dan May 29, 2008

dirty penguin 

when one of the grooms men has sex with the bride on the wedding day

He is such a dirty penguin. He fucked his brothers wife in the bathroom on their wedding day.

dirty penguin by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

Dirty Penguin 

Is when "jerky" is drunk and tries to make up random dirty things at The QM.

Examples

Hey go tell that girl over there that you are going to give her a Dirty Penguin...

OR

Chrissie, go make me a Dirty Penguin...

Dirty Penguin by Atmospherium Ashley September 7, 2010

Dirty penguin 

A girl in her teens usually goes by the name of Haley. Loves to have sex and smoke pot. Has bad luck getting in car accidents and feels like the world is out to get here. Usually is involved in some group or organization from a small town.

I feel like a dirty penguin today

Dirty penguin by Delvakio January 11, 2018