dirty misha 

Proceeding to do Xanax for the second time and blacking out, inviting a group of random strangers from a bus stop to come back to your place. Then proceeded to give the people copious amounts of cocaine untill your all having a orgy on your living room floor. Then wake up in the morning in a bed of strangers twice your age with no memory of the night before untill you find the videos.

Yo did you see how fucked up he was lastnight? He totally pulled a dirty misha

dirty misha by Lysergicsounds April 2, 2020

Dirty Michael 

A Dirty Michael or a Dirty Mike is when you go to the bathroom to take a medium size turd and while the log is exiting your cornhole the bastard decides to break in half. After this you have to wipe your ass 30 times to get rid off all the fecal matter.

'Dude what took you so long in the bathroom?'

'ahh shit i had to deal with a Dirty Michael'

Dirty Michael by Chris Ditch May 4, 2010

Dirty Michael 

A boy who is the biggest whore in town. Getting all the ass, all the time.

That Dirty Michael keeps sleeping with the pool boy.

Dirty Michael by Your Gay stepdad glen April 14, 2020

Dirty Michael 

When your having sex with your partner from behind and you turn them over and spray them In the face with OFF bug spray.

Bro, she was wylin so I hit em with a dirty Michael lmao

Dirty Michael by Boofgod69 August 1, 2022

Dirty Michael 

When you’re getting drunk head in the back of a Tacoma and she opens the door to yack but it’s too late and she spews chunks all over your penis

Damn that one girl I met last night gave me a dirty Michael and I had to shower three times to get the smell off

Dirty Michael by Tractorchute10 May 16, 2021

dirty michael jackson

The act of cumming is someone whilst youre dick is imbetween youre legs like a tail.

hey you see Melissa over there? She made me do a dirty michael jackson.

dirty michael jackson by theepicpeenlord69 March 23, 2021

dirty michaela 

A girl who isn't bothered about who or what goes inside her, as long as you use her correct name

"I was with a girl last night who let me put three lion bars in her arse and a Thomas the Tank Engine toy in her minge. I had to keep using her name though, she was right dirty Michaela"

dirty michaela by sheepfish13 March 30, 2020