dirtymichael
A small cocked man with a bad attitude. Shits all over his ex and smears it in the persons face (usually called P****). Then goes back and fists her for a slice of pepperoni pizza.
dirtymichael by Lloyalbitch August 21, 2019
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Dirty Michael
A Dirty Michael or a Dirty Mike is when you go to the bathroom to take a medium size turd and while the log is exiting your cornhole the bastard decides to break in half. After this you have to wipe your ass 30 times to get rid off all the fecal matter.
Dirty Michael by Chris Ditch May 4, 2010
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dirtymichelle
When a female is on top of another male facing the opposite way bouncing her booty in his face and won’t stop even after he has came.
dirtymichelle by DirtyMmm May 13, 2020
Dirty Michael
Dirty Michael by Your Gay stepdad glen April 14, 2020
Dirty Michael
When your having sex with your partner from behind and you turn them over and spray them In the face with OFF bug spray.
Dirty Michael by Boofgod69 August 1, 2022
Dirty Michael
When you’re getting drunk head in the back of a Tacoma and she opens the door to yack but it’s too late and she spews chunks all over your penis
Damn that one girl I met last night gave me a dirty Michael and I had to shower three times to get the smell off
Dirty Michael by Tractorchute10 May 16, 2021
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dirty michael jackson by theepicpeenlord69 March 23, 2021
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