dirtymichael

A small cocked man with a bad attitude. Shits all over his ex and smears it in the persons face (usually called P****). Then goes back and fists her for a slice of pepperoni pizza.

Dirtymichael uses p**** For money, places to sleep and social benefits.

by Lloyalbitch August 21, 2019

Dirty Michael

A Dirty Michael or a Dirty Mike is when you go to the bathroom to take a medium size turd and while the log is exiting your cornhole the bastard decides to break in half. After this you have to wipe your ass 30 times to get rid off all the fecal matter.

'Dude what took you so long in the bathroom?'

'ahh shit i had to deal with a Dirty Michael'

by Chris Ditch May 4, 2010

dirtymichelle

When a female is on top of another male facing the opposite way bouncing her booty in his face and won’t stop even after he has came.

She did the DirtyMichelle on me last night and it felt so good.

by DirtyMmm May 13, 2020

Dirty Michael

A boy who is the biggest whore in town. Getting all the ass, all the time.

That Dirty Michael keeps sleeping with the pool boy.

by Your Gay stepdad glen April 14, 2020

Dirty Michael

When your having sex with your partner from behind and you turn them over and spray them In the face with OFF bug spray.

Bro, she was wylin so I hit em with a dirty Michael lmao

by Boofgod69 August 1, 2022

Dirty Michael

When you’re getting drunk head in the back of a Tacoma and she opens the door to yack but it’s too late and she spews chunks all over your penis

Damn that one girl I met last night gave me a dirty Michael and I had to shower three times to get the smell off

by Tractorchute10 May 16, 2021

dirty michael jackson

The act of cumming is someone whilst youre dick is imbetween youre legs like a tail.

hey you see Melissa over there? She made me do a dirty michael jackson.

by theepicpeenlord69 March 23, 2021