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Ze Dirty German 

When you take a german sausage, shove it up a guy/girl's asshole, then you force him/her to eat it.
Anthony said when he made Ian eat the sausage, he cried. Ze Dirty German is nasty.
Ze Dirty German by POBKN January 8, 2012

Dirty German

n. A "moustache" given to another person by applying moustache wax to a finger in secret, then dragging the waxed finger across the person's upper lip. See: Dirty Sanchez
"I like the way your moustache smells." "Do you want a Dirty German?"
Dirty German by Helmut Kohl July 3, 2007

Dirty German

Heating up a sausage in the oven then fucking someone in the ass with it while reading Mien Kemf
She is so hot I'd give her a dirty german for lunch
Dirty German by paraleel October 3, 2011

dirty german girl 

The perfect woman, so dirty that she makes conversations the day after sex both uncomfortable and uncertain. You may feel as if you may need to find faith, go to confession or possibly cleanse yourself with some cathartic experience. But she will love you fiercely an like none other. If you ever find a dirty German girl that loves you - never let her go!
Kristin is such a dirty German girl. She straddled my face and made me lick her everywhere.... ass included.... and continued to ride until I almost passed out from being suffocated from cumming on my face. mein unendlich dreckiges deutsches Mädchen!

Dirty German

a gay engineering teacher who molests little children and wears spedos to the beach
Watch your children around that dirty german
Dirty German by Alex Powers May 23, 2003

dirty german

the act of dropping a load of hot shit on a girl's face, then ejaculating on her.
Her ultimate fantasy is a dirty german gang bang, where she will be covered in ten guys' stinking loads.
dirty german by biggdawgg August 20, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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