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dirty germy 

slipping a snickers bar into the mouth of a fat chick just after she has passed out, then licking inside her mouth while making piggy noises.
When tubby had a panic attack, I broke out the travel size bars and gave her a dirty germy.
dirty germy by allan jenkins July 9, 2007
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Ze Dirty German 

When you take a german sausage, shove it up a guy/girl's asshole, then you force him/her to eat it.
Anthony said when he made Ian eat the sausage, he cried. Ze Dirty German is nasty.
Ze Dirty German by POBKN January 8, 2012

Dirty German

n. A "moustache" given to another person by applying moustache wax to a finger in secret, then dragging the waxed finger across the person's upper lip. See: Dirty Sanchez
"I like the way your moustache smells." "Do you want a Dirty German?"
Dirty German by Helmut Kohl July 3, 2007

Dirty German

Heating up a sausage in the oven then fucking someone in the ass with it while reading Mien Kemf
She is so hot I'd give her a dirty german for lunch
Dirty German by paraleel October 3, 2011

dirty german girl 

The perfect woman, so dirty that she makes conversations the day after sex both uncomfortable and uncertain. You may feel as if you may need to find faith, go to confession or possibly cleanse yourself with some cathartic experience. But she will love you fiercely an like none other. If you ever find a dirty German girl that loves you - never let her go!
Kristin is such a dirty German girl. She straddled my face and made me lick her everywhere.... ass included.... and continued to ride until I almost passed out from being suffocated from cumming on my face. mein unendlich dreckiges deutsches Mädchen!

Dirty German

a gay engineering teacher who molests little children and wears spedos to the beach
Watch your children around that dirty german
Dirty German by Alex Powers May 23, 2003

dirty german

the act of dropping a load of hot shit on a girl's face, then ejaculating on her.
Her ultimate fantasy is a dirty german gang bang, where she will be covered in ten guys' stinking loads.
dirty german by biggdawgg August 20, 2009
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