Definitions by paraleel
Emergishit
When your bowels suddenly hurt and you're brain says to you "You have 5 minutes to make it to the bathroom or you will shit your pants"
Oh my goodness pull over I have to take an emergishit or I'm going to shit my pants
Al ran to the bathroom because he had to take an emigishit
Al ran to the bathroom because he had to take an emigishit
Emergishit by paraleel June 8, 2013
Christmahanakwanzikdwaliramidanichinesenewyearthreekingsabrahamlincolnika day
A day to give gifts to one another not honoring nor insulting one's religious or not religious beliefs celebrated on August 4th without saying happy or merry first and their is an anonymous gift exchanging called the Secret 86400 where names are selected from a hat and then swallowed
"Christmahanakwanzikdwaliramidanichinesenewyearthreekingsabrahamlincolnika day to you", "And you as well, who'd you get for Christmahanakwanzikdwaliramidanichinesenewyearthreekingsabrahamlincolnika day to get a gift for?","If I tell you then I WILL have to kill you"
Al edition
Al edition by paraleel December 5, 2011
street hump
When a fully clothed person goes up to another clothed person on the street and begins to hump them roughly
"Wow man that chic over there is really hot!" , "oh yeah I dare you to go over and street hump her as hard as you can"
street hump by paraleel October 23, 2011
Jeffery Dahmer
I haven't seen Wacheeta in 2 weeks since she went out with Rasheen, Have you seen her lately? No I think he Jeffery Dahmer'd her
Jeffery Dahmer by Paraleel October 14, 2011
Dirty German
Dirty German by paraleel October 3, 2011