Definitions by paraleel

Emergishit 

When your bowels suddenly hurt and you're brain says to you "You have 5 minutes to make it to the bathroom or you will shit your pants"

Oh my goodness pull over I have to take an emergishit or I'm going to shit my pants

Al ran to the bathroom because he had to take an emigishit

Emergishit by paraleel June 8, 2013

Christmahanakwanzikdwaliramidanichinesenewyearthreekingsabrahamlincolnika day 

A day to give gifts to one another not honoring nor insulting one's religious or not religious beliefs celebrated on August 4th without saying happy or merry first and their is an anonymous gift exchanging called the Secret 86400 where names are selected from a hat and then swallowed

"Christmahanakwanzikdwaliramidanichinesenewyearthreekingsabrahamlincolnika day to you", "And you as well, who'd you get for Christmahanakwanzikdwaliramidanichinesenewyearthreekingsabrahamlincolnika day to get a gift for?","If I tell you then I WILL have to kill you"

Christmahanakwanzikdwaliramidanichinesenewyearthreekingsabrahamlincolnika day by paraleel December 28, 2011

Al edition 

A particular Model of Chevy Colorado made in 2006 but enhanced in 2011

Wow that model truck is 1 of 1 made,
Yeah, that's the Al edition

Al edition by paraleel December 5, 2011

street hump 

When a fully clothed person goes up to another clothed person on the street and begins to hump them roughly

"Wow man that chic over there is really hot!" , "oh yeah I dare you to go over and street hump her as hard as you can"

street hump by paraleel October 23, 2011

Jeffery Dahmer 

When wiping your butt after killing and eating your girlfriend

I haven't seen Wacheeta in 2 weeks since she went out with Rasheen, Have you seen her lately? No I think he Jeffery Dahmer'd her

Jeffery Dahmer by Paraleel October 14, 2011

Dirty German

Heating up a sausage in the oven then fucking someone in the ass with it while reading Mien Kemf

She is so hot I'd give her a dirty german for lunch

Dirty German by paraleel October 3, 2011