dirty carlson

A dirty Carlson is when you get butt fucked by a black fat dude.

My friend was over last night and he gave me a dirty carlson

by Gavin bbb November 21, 2020

Dirty carson

When you realise that you dont want to be in a relationship so you drop a rock on your head.

Yo so your husband went and committed a dirty carson.

by Big_Carl April 13, 2020

Dirty Carlsen

The Dirty Carlsen is the act of having sexual intercourse with someone (a man) in the "Dagli'Brugsen" in Gevninge, and afterwards running out on the road nude and thereafter stopping a car on the road, getting the driver to pull down the window and then you cum in their front rear window whilst saying "I have crippeling depression"

Guy 1 "Man i got arrested for pulling a Dirty Carlsen the other day"

Guy 2 "Its worth it, dude (ps ur gay)"

by TobberSlobber February 1, 2022

dirty carlton

The Dirty CarltonSex God of The TBRG has a huge dripping penis of immense girth. Dances whilst coming all over the place.

Dirty Carlton jizzed all over my tits again

by Mr Big C May 7, 2019

Dirty Carson

A guy that will fuck your brains out with his good cock. He will also eat pussy amazingly well and will surprise you in the bedroom

Omg my bf is such a dirty Carson

by Killer l September 9, 2021

Dirty Carlton

Asking to be pegged by a woman who isn't into it

The sex was great until he bent over and asked for a Dirty Carlton!?

by Spamzi February 28, 2022

dirty carlbon

When you ejaculate the fattest nut all over your boys face. You then proceeded to lick it off of their face and spit it in their ear. Next you shake their head like a blender until the nut makes it into their brain and then they are totally brain fucked.

Last night at the party Tyler gave Adam the meanest dirty Carlbon

by Nigga Pope June 6, 2020