4 definitions by TobberSlobber
The Dirty Tb is the sexual act of ordering a durum with extra chili. As the worker looks at you in disbelief, you immediatly whip your 10 foot punisher and tell the kebabman "i like it creamy", whereafter you begin ferociously fucking the durum in the shop. After you're done with the durum, you ask the kebabman if he would like a round of the Dirty Tb, he looks at you confused and tell you to come to the back. Here you start giving the kebabman wha the deserves, and start putting all the chilli right up his kebabman-hole.
Guy 1: "I want to open a kebabshop, but i'm afraid of getting hit by the dirty Tb"
Guy 2: "I wouldn't worry about it bro, it's kinda nice tbh"
Guy 2: "I wouldn't worry about it bro, it's kinda nice tbh"
by TobberSlobber February 15, 2022
The Dirty Vega is the sexual act of becoming a well known actor known as Julio Vega. This role gives you the opputurnity of being in a movie with Dwayne Johnson, AKA the Rock. After wrapping up you go over to The Rocks actor-van and knock on the door. When The Rock opens the door, you immediatly whip out ur 10 foot punisher (also known as the Victor sausage) and give him what he deserves. As the Rock is desperatly crying out for help, you tell him that its about drive and power, while you aggresively devour his rock-hole.
by TobberSlobber February 3, 2022
The Dirty Track is the sexual act of starting a vintage shop and selling clothes. You hereafter get the customers (primarily men) to come over to your house, and when they knock on the door you come out comepletely nude. This will shock the customer, but this step is very important. You grab them on the shoulder and say "Torben man, I want to suck your cock." The customer is going to question their sexuality and run away crying while yelling that a naked ginger man tried sucking their cock.
Guy 1: Man, i had to get therapy after i got Dirty Tracked
Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.
Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.
by TobberSlobber February 14, 2022
The Dirty Carlsen is the act of having sexual intercourse with someone (a man) in the "Dagli'Brugsen" in Gevninge, and afterwards running out on the road nude and thereafter stopping a car on the road, getting the driver to pull down the window and then you cum in their front rear window whilst saying "I have crippeling depression"
Guy 1 "Man i got arrested for pulling a Dirty Carlsen the other day"
Guy 2 "Its worth it, dude (ps ur gay)"
Guy 2 "Its worth it, dude (ps ur gay)"
by TobberSlobber February 1, 2022