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Dirty Mexican 

A blunt rolled with a ground mix of marijuana and tobacco
I've been rollin a lot of dirty mexicans lately man
Dirty Mexican by *Miracle* June 9, 2017
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dirty mexican (aka Poncho) 

greasy, slippery, fun loving, 30+ yrs of age who dresses like a metrosexual tween. (often seen in holister garb). Of questionable Mexican heritage. Although fond of tequila, crack and puck bunnies...has discerning taste when it comes to beer burglers
q: "See that dirty old dude checkin out the sales girl at Holister?
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho

Dirty Mexican Rat

What you call a cartel member whos name rhymes with retardo shiller.
Faggarin: Look at that frimmin rat
Brown syndrome: You mexican SCUM
Retardo: Shut up I ain't no Dirty Mexican Rat

dirty mexican sausage mucachage weed 

weed that tastes like dirty mexican sausages

dirty mexican cum blanket 

that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag
friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."

dirty mexican produce

The wonderful by-product of that fuckadillo called NAFTA. Produce grown in Mexico, where they use human waste as fertilizer, resulting in various sicknesses among unsuspecting gringoes, including Hepatitis and Salmonella. This cheap and inferior product is destroying the United States tomato industry, as well as many other forms of agriculture.
Dude, I'm going to have to resort to shopping at hippy stores for organic produce if I catch Hepatitis-C from one more piece of dirty mexican produce.
dirty mexican produce by Jaggo March 22, 2004

Dirty Mexican Snatch Pie 

A Woman's Vagina That Smells Like A Mexican Fish Taco or A Mexican Fish Dish.
I Spread That Bitch Has A Dirty Mexican Snatch Pie,

If You Like Mexican Snatch Pie She Is All Yours
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