dirtchunk 

person who looks, smells, and/or fells like a gigantic chunk of dirt. these people are generally undeniably ugly and not fuckable in any way shap or form. they generally tend to gather in small groups of so called dirtchunks.

FOR EXAMPLE:Phil Wagner (king of dirtchunks)

dirtchunk by Mike "Big Pimpin'" C March 21, 2004

dirtchute 

(1.) Not simply the evacuation route for the common deuce but also with some "oppositional irony" (2.) the entry point for the male and prosthetic penis (e.g., jelly cock) -- usually during man-on-man intercourse, and at that, when the recipient is being referred to by the other(s) as "Shirley."

The burly, hairy inmate pumped the white collar criminal in the dirtchute -- "Take it, Shirley," he said -- to the applause of the other inmates in the penitentiary laundry facilities.

dirtchute by NiraMillson June 21, 2010

Dirtydunked 

A person who hooks up with a tour guide.

Esp. A bratty, stuck up, spoiled, shameless or disrespectful person.

A young woman that no one liked on a study abroad, that could't get any guys from the trip to hook up with her because she was a pretentious asshole (she told a guy to "stick his P in her V", seconds later she then flopped drunk onto the floor like a carp). Later in the trip the Ecuadorian tour guide, Duncan dirtydunked her in front of the other tour guide. While she was getting dirtydunked she was speaking what little spanish she could, "Mas mas, Fabian stop looking". Then brags about getting dirtydunked to the group.

Dirtydunked by Gala Pagos June 20, 2010

DirtChurch 

DirtChurch is any person who is a dirtbag , a dirt ball , a complete trash bag , a dirt bomb , just the worse of the worse . A total waste of life.

This Dude asks me everyday I get off the train for a cigarette. Come on you DirtChurch get you're own damn cigarette .

DirtChurch by Robbie Rifles February 19, 2018

dirtchute 

asshole

that mofo be a dirtchute digger

dirtchute by Anonymous July 16, 2003