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dirtbutton

Ancient Roman reference to the entrance of your cornchute. The last place a turd flies out of before it hits the ground.
Why don't you polish my dirtbutton after you wax your chodes.

Today I am going to get my dirtbutton bleached.
by Senor Chodes October 19, 2004
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dirt button

the corn hole. In other words, your ass hole
Ron licked Monkey Boys dirt button after she shaved her face.
by itchy corn April 15, 2003
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dirt button

Although it is often used as a slang term referring to the anus, it also doubles as a powerful way to dub one's enemy.
"I say, our chum Wilford has been acting quite unchivalrously, wouldn't you agree, Constable?

Aye. One would say he's been quite the DIRT BUTTON as of late.
Yes. Quite."
by 1toast April 7, 2010
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Dirt Button Bandit

1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.

Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.
I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.
by Glitter Boobs December 26, 2015
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Dirtbutt

A female who's actions are derived from the following quality characteristics: slut, whore, jobless, moral-less, no class, gold-digger, irresponsible, lazy, druggie, ugly, fake, two-face, clubrat, inconsiderate, selfish, crazy... or just simply a pain in your butt.
Your Ex = Dirtbutt

My Ex = Dirtbutt

The girl of your dreams that doesn't want ANYTHING to do with you = Dirtbutt
by = ZAR = January 20, 2010
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Dirt Button Bugaloo

Much like clam slapping yet with B-holes.
Very similar to muff mashing except you use your shit hatch.
Think of the Twat Taco Tuesday Watoosi but replace the Twat tacos with Brown Corn Ports
Jill wasn't excommunicated because she only partook in the Dirt Button Bugaloo.

Pregnancy wasn't an option, and my purity ring shone bright that night with the Lord's light, so we commenced with the Dirt Button Bugaloo.
by 1RMFRK July 2, 2014
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dickbutton

Dickbutton. The act of swiping to ignoring a call as opposed to answering or silencing.
Whenever I call my girl, she always hits the dickbutton.
by Timehop19 May 12, 2018
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