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dirtballin 

to dip your nutts in shit
i fucked that bitch so hard i ended up Dirtballin it
dirtballin by Cosmic Pope November 22, 2014
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Dickballing 

To misbehave or fool around
“Ashley! Stop dickballing around!”

D. Sherlock.
Dickballing by J C S Newin October 13, 2018

Dirtbagging 

Being at a certain point of desperation where you'll reach over to another table and help yourself to the unfinished drink of someone who's left the lounge. Common practice of stressed-out folks about to head into a sales call, going through divorce, or just want to put the "seed" in "seedy", and need that extra drink. Usually practiced after one has had a couple of drinks (to, ya know, establish that you "belong" in the establishment), and desperately reaches for some abandoned beverage in a knee-jerk, fuck-all gesture.
"Dude--drinking that beer that guy left is pretty dirtbag."

"You wanna go get drinks later--maybe a bit of dirtbagging?"

Dirtball Digger 

It is when a man puts his penis inside his girlfriend's, OR BOYFRIEND'S asshole, while quoting Steve Austin lines, pounds rapidly in their anal cavity. Suddenly, the pitcher feels a sharp pain in his penis tip, so he pulls out, and what does he find? A little chunk of shit lodged in his peehole. That, my friend, is a Dirtball Digger.
My friend Brett got a Dirtball Digger from some fat chick who just had Chipotle. Gross.
Dirtball Digger by Akuma75 November 8, 2010

dirtball 

Anyone who doesn't take a shower and stinks.
Skateboarders, Punk kids, just anyone whos not a hick or clean person
dirtball by PC November 21, 2004

dirtball 

a person with greasy hair, who doesn't shower, and could possibly worship satan in their spare time.
"Whoa, check out that group of dirtballs over there."
dirtball by holyfuckshitcrapcow April 25, 2010

dirtball 

Any lowlife, unclean, and underperforming scholar, probably criminal and reprobate, particularly those that live near Tripps Run. Known to be ignorant jerks and assholes.
"That dirtball Caldwell is an asshole! "
"Yea what a geef"
dirtball by Chris Hoover July 4, 2006
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