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Numb nutts
Numb nutts by Rockingjonathan1979 March 30, 2010
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shit nutts
shit nutts by Quiggley sinner February 7, 2009
Chafe Nutts
1. a douchey retarded guy who thinks he is bad ass even though he can barley bench 85 pounds. it is also a football term for an insanely bad receiver that can not catch worth a shit and thinks he is the best
2. an irritating sensation in the genital area of men caused by chaffing of the testicals
2. an irritating sensation in the genital area of men caused by chaffing of the testicals
Chafe Nutts by skeet67 November 10, 2012
Harry Nutts
Doug: Look! It's Harry Nutts!
John: Yeah, my ex-wife had sex with him...
Cynthia: Look! It's Harry Nutts!
Lisa: Oh my god, I want his dick inside me NOW.
John: Yeah, my ex-wife had sex with him...
Cynthia: Look! It's Harry Nutts!
Lisa: Oh my god, I want his dick inside me NOW.
Harry Nutts by Harry Nutts September 16, 2012
Dese nutts
Teacher: Are you done with that tests yet?
Nigga: Nah not yet.
Teacher: Well hury, double time.
Nigga: Double time dese nutts
Nigga: Nah not yet.
Teacher: Well hury, double time.
Nigga: Double time dese nutts
Dese nutts by Aaron October 1, 2003
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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