2 definitions by Chris Hoover

jahnke

A thing, a whatsit, a widget -- a thing with an otherwise unknown name in Richmond Virgina parlance. The origins are unclear although there is a Jahnke Rd. in Southside. Rhymes with yank.

"That jahnke on the bike that shifts gears doesn't work, it's acting stupid."

by Chris Hoover January 17, 2006

dirtball

Any lowlife, unclean, and underperforming scholar, probably criminal and reprobate, particularly those that live near Tripps Run. Known to be ignorant jerks and assholes.

"That dirtball Caldwell is an asshole! "
"Yea what a geef"

by Chris Hoover June 30, 2006