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i have a giant dinkspoon !

dinkspoon by mother fucker fuckin shit poop November 30, 2009

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dickspoon

1. An ancient scottish sheep dog
2. (vulgarous slang) the spoon one carries to sample one's urine and other bodily fluids; traditionally made of pine wood, although dispossible plastic spoons are more common today

1. Call up the dickspoons to round up my sheep.

2. Daughter: I need a utencil to eat my poridge.
Father: Here borrow my dickspoon.

dickspoon by Savy June 7, 2007

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Dickpoon

Another word for a transvestite or a he/she sex changed person. This can also apply to anyone who just looks questionable.

Did you check out all those dickpoons at that club last night?

Dickpoon by D-Poozle October 23, 2008

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Dicksponge

A sponge used to clean saliva off the penis after oral copulation.

You threw away my dicksponge? Dammit Carol what am I supposed to use tonight?

Dicksponge by Mt Bewbies June 23, 2010

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Dicksponge

A girl who SOAKS UP the 'likes' 'dislikes' and 'personality' of whatever dick she's currently riding.

All of the sudden she likes whatever her dick of the week likes? What a Dicksponge.

Dicksponge by SkinSuit October 22, 2014

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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