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dickspoon 

1. An ancient scottish sheep dog
2. (vulgarous slang) the spoon one carries to sample one's urine and other bodily fluids; traditionally made of pine wood, although dispossible plastic spoons are more common today
1. Call up the dickspoons to round up my sheep.

2. Daughter: I need a utencil to eat my poridge.
Father: Here borrow my dickspoon.
dickspoon by Savy June 7, 2007
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Dickpoon 

Another word for a transvestite or a he/she sex changed person. This can also apply to anyone who just looks questionable.
Did you check out all those dickpoons at that club last night?
Dickpoon by D-Poozle October 23, 2008

Dicksponge

A sponge used to clean saliva off the penis after oral copulation.
You threw away my dicksponge? Dammit Carol what am I supposed to use tonight?
Dicksponge by Mt Bewbies June 23, 2010

Dicksponge

A girl who SOAKS UP the 'likes' 'dislikes' and 'personality' of whatever dick she's currently riding.
All of the sudden she likes whatever her dick of the week likes? What a Dicksponge.
Dicksponge by SkinSuit October 22, 2014