1. An ancient scottish sheep dog
2. (vulgarous slang) the spoon one carries to sample one's urine and other bodily fluids; traditionally made of pine wood, although dispossible plastic spoons are more common today
2. (vulgarous slang) the spoon one carries to sample one's urine and other bodily fluids; traditionally made of pine wood, although dispossible plastic spoons are more common today
1. Call up the dickspoons to round up my sheep.
2. Daughter: I need a utencil to eat my poridge.
Father: Here borrow my dickspoon.
2. Daughter: I need a utencil to eat my poridge.
Father: Here borrow my dickspoon.
by Savy June 7, 2007
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