1. An ancient scottish sheep dog
2. (vulgarous slang) the spoon one carries to sample one's urine and other bodily fluids; traditionally made of pine wood, although dispossible plastic spoons are more common today
2. (vulgarous slang) the spoon one carries to sample one's urine and other bodily fluids; traditionally made of pine wood, although dispossible plastic spoons are more common today
1. Call up the dickspoons to round up my sheep.
2. Daughter: I need a utencil to eat my poridge.
Father: Here borrow my dickspoon.
2. Daughter: I need a utencil to eat my poridge.
Father: Here borrow my dickspoon.
by Savy June 7, 2007
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History: the origin of using the word "dickson" is unknown, but in the Mid-Michigan area it's a widespread term for someone you hate, or acts in the manner described above. Typically, when people visit this area of the U.S. they are confused when they begin to hear the term, but once it's understood, they always know someone from their home town that is a "dickson"
History: the origin of using the word "dickson" is unknown, but in the Mid-Michigan area it's a widespread term for someone you hate, or acts in the manner described above. Typically, when people visit this area of the U.S. they are confused when they begin to hear the term, but once it's understood, they always know someone from their home town that is a "dickson"
I can't stand having to work along side of Jay, he's such a DICKSON!
Have you ever met Dee? She's a friend of my wife's and she's a definite dickson.
Have you ever met Dee? She's a friend of my wife's and she's a definite dickson.
by Jamie Duby January 5, 2008
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when I grow up I'll be a ducksoon quack quack.
by yourfavoriteplayer'sfavoritepl October 6, 2019
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Let me get The Dickson, half sour, half sprite, black razz n Jameson
Bartender: Nah man can't do it. I'm all outta black razz
No worries mate! just sub in razzmatazz, I'm gonna be drinkin these allllllll night.
Bartender: Nah man can't do it. I'm all outta black razz
No worries mate! just sub in razzmatazz, I'm gonna be drinkin these allllllll night.
by Flo Str8fire July 3, 2011
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The spokesman and phrase have taken off in a large way, and even Blendtec merchandise is available such as shirts with the slogan "Tom Dickson is my Homeboy".
The spokesman and phrase have taken off in a large way, and even Blendtec merchandise is available such as shirts with the slogan "Tom Dickson is my Homeboy".
Tom Dickson: Will is blend? that is the question"
viewers: YES?!
Tom Dickson: Now don't breath this!
viewers: YES?!
Tom Dickson: Now don't breath this!
by Shortbusguy44 May 29, 2007
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Get the Dickson Middle School mug.A Turban Dickson Airy is a part of the social media attire of the truest “radicals.” As they say. The clothes make the man. It is often donned upon realizing one’s speech is too inflammatory for traditional avenues, but one’s need for comic relief remains yearning. Often considered a healthy alternative to masturbation, which while fine in small amounts, carries the risk of warping you into a sex fiend.
After airing the good words, the TDA is often forgotten about, potentially offending others accidentally, because that is the nature of the troll.
After airing the good words, the TDA is often forgotten about, potentially offending others accidentally, because that is the nature of the troll.
Brah: You think Diamonddick really wants to “Complete DaVinci’s Circle”?
Bro: Nah, his infernal machine, that “Big Ben” of his, makes him want guys who bully women into putting shit up their ass to get bullied into putting shit up their ass... but really, the diamonddick forgets he has a Turban Dickson Airy
Bro: Nah, his infernal machine, that “Big Ben” of his, makes him want guys who bully women into putting shit up their ass to get bullied into putting shit up their ass... but really, the diamonddick forgets he has a Turban Dickson Airy
by DiamondDick9 February 15, 2021
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