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Dicksponge

A sponge used to clean saliva off the penis after oral copulation.
You threw away my dicksponge? Dammit Carol what am I supposed to use tonight?
Dicksponge by Mt Bewbies June 23, 2010
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Dicksponge

A girl who SOAKS UP the 'likes' 'dislikes' and 'personality' of whatever dick she's currently riding.
All of the sudden she likes whatever her dick of the week likes? What a Dicksponge.
Dicksponge by SkinSuit October 22, 2014

dickmonger 

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual
1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!
dickmonger by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005

dick sponge 

1.another word for a slut.
2.a female used only for sex.
She is such a dick sponge.
Shes Tims dick sponge.
dick sponge by Matt Sch September 4, 2005

dickmonger 

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.
After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.
dickmonger by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006

Dickspanner 

some one who is a complete fucktard. some one who is absolute shit at playing drums.
my friend Anthony is a complete Dickspanner
Dickspanner by iowakid July 1, 2011

Dick Sponge 

A mocking term used to describe an annoying disposition - the female equivalent of a "douche bag".
This club is full of dick sponges, let's go get some tacos instead.
Dick Sponge by htothec June 21, 2012
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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