Dicksponge

A sponge used to clean saliva off the penis after oral copulation.

You threw away my dicksponge? Dammit Carol what am I supposed to use tonight?

Dicksponge by Mt Bewbies June 23, 2010

Dicksponge

A girl who SOAKS UP the 'likes' 'dislikes' and 'personality' of whatever dick she's currently riding.

All of the sudden she likes whatever her dick of the week likes? What a Dicksponge.

Dicksponge by SkinSuit October 22, 2014

dickmonger 

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual

1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!

dickmonger by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005

dick sponge 

1.another word for a slut.
2.a female used only for sex.

She is such a dick sponge.
Shes Tims dick sponge.

dick sponge by Matt Sch September 4, 2005

dickmonger 

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.

After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.

dickmonger by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006

Dickspanner 

some one who is a complete fucktard. some one who is absolute shit at playing drums.

my friend Anthony is a complete Dickspanner

Dickspanner by iowakid July 1, 2011

Dick Sponge 

A mocking term used to describe an annoying disposition - the female equivalent of a "douche bag".

This club is full of dick sponges, let's go get some tacos instead.

Dick Sponge by htothec June 21, 2012