1. An ancient scottish sheep dog
2. (vulgarous slang) the spoon one carries to sample one's urine and other bodily fluids; traditionally made of pine wood, although dispossible plastic spoons are more common today

1. Call up the dickspoons to round up my sheep.

2. Daughter: I need a utencil to eat my poridge.
Father: Here borrow my dickspoon.

dickspoon by Savy June 7, 2007

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dickfoon

One who unwittingly demonstrates buffoonery while attempting to achieve or perform aggressive or manipulative dickishness.

Don't be a mere dickfoon.

dickfoon by Labradactyl March 3, 2016

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dickmoon

The phase of the moon in which the girls that wanted nothing to do with you last week, want your dick this week

"All the chicks at the bar were horny tonight. Must be the dickmoon"

dickmoon by Bren2700 May 18, 2018

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dickpoo

A dickpoo is a person who has sex with girls in the poo. in other words they have sex with their assholes, which results in a pooey dick, therefore dickpoo is the shortened term.

hey man did you dickpoo that chick lastnight?

cluckin oath man WOOO DICKPOO

dickpoo by brendomaddog February 29, 2008

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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