dick-poon

The penis/vagina combo pack of a hermaphrodite.

Hmm... I wonder if his/her dick-poon is circumcised.

by GrapeCakes June 13, 2008

dick poon

When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.

1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!

2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!

by beavermaster March 16, 2014