dinglefruit

(see:"dingleberry")
like dingleberries stuck in your anal shrubery, dinglefruits are the size of your head and smell like peaches.

"Hey mom get the hedge clippers i gotta pick off my dinglefruit from my anal bush. Did you say why? Its because i can't wipe my own fucking ass you cum-guzzling queen.

by Lamp Shade FUNK September 2, 2003

dinglefritz

A whacko dipstick who needs to be slapped with a trout.

Michael the dinglefritz tried to put pop cans in his car rust holes. Where's the trout?

by Ian Burman and Alyssa Adelman August 14, 2003

dinglefriend

Someone whom you do not particularly like, but with whom you hang around because he or she is a friend of a friend.

A: If you don't like Pete, why do you spend time with him?
B: He's my dinglefriend, what can I say?

by Ollie the Dog January 23, 2004

dinglefutz

A complete Wanghole of a Looser

Ashley is a dinglefutz

by James W January 20, 2004

dinglefringas

Dinglefringas originated from John C. DINGLE in 1918. A small piece of metal carried in a soldier's pocket to remind them to read the bible but also used as spare rifle parts for their gun. It is approximately the size of a dime. It is a dinglefringas.

I pulled a dinglefringas out of my pocket and replaced the backplane of my M4 rifle and shot the enemy.

by John Dingle the IV November 20, 2013

Dinglefritz

A dinglefritz is something frivolous, extra, decorative, or fun.

(A decorator would say) I think I'll put a dinglefritz here and here - then it will be perfect.

by srck September 30, 2014

Dinglefritz

Bits of poo that didn’t flush all the way and soaked up water making them all dinglie and fritzie

Hey Vanessa!!! You left some dinglefritz in my damn toilet again

by OldbuckleJr May 9, 2022