Danglefruit

(n.) A lowhanging clump of shit stuck to your butt hole that is too big to be classified as a dingleberry and couldn’t defy gravities odds

Roberto: “Gary what is that?”

*Gary lifts up his Rhino Chode*

Roberto: “ Is that a danglefruit hanging from your ass?”

Gary: “Yes. I didn’t have any toilet paper to wipe”

Danglefruit by BalonyHawk January 16, 2024

dinglefritz 

A whacko dipstick who needs to be slapped with a trout.

Michael the dinglefritz tried to put pop cans in his car rust holes. Where's the trout?

dinglefritz by Ian Burman and Alyssa Adelman August 14, 2003

dinglefruit 

(see:"dingleberry")
like dingleberries stuck in your anal shrubery, dinglefruits are the size of your head and smell like peaches.

"Hey mom get the hedge clippers i gotta pick off my dinglefruit from my anal bush. Did you say why? Its because i can't wipe my own fucking ass you cum-guzzling queen.

dinglefruit by Lamp Shade FUNK September 2, 2003

Dinglefritz 

A dinglefritz is something frivolous, extra, decorative, or fun.

(A decorator would say) I think I'll put a dinglefritz here and here - then it will be perfect.

Dinglefritz by srck September 30, 2014

Dinglefritz 

Bits of poo that didn’t flush all the way and soaked up water making them all dinglie and fritzie

Hey Vanessa!!! You left some dinglefritz in my damn toilet again

Dinglefritz by OldbuckleJr May 9, 2022