Danglefruit

(n.) A lowhanging clump of shit stuck to your butt hole that is too big to be classified as a dingleberry and couldn’t defy gravities odds

Roberto: “Gary what is that?”

*Gary lifts up his Rhino Chode*

Roberto: “ Is that a danglefruit hanging from your ass?”

Gary: “Yes. I didn’t have any toilet paper to wipe”

Danglefruit by BalonyHawk January 16, 2024

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dinglefritz

A whacko dipstick who needs to be slapped with a trout.

Michael the dinglefritz tried to put pop cans in his car rust holes. Where's the trout?

dinglefritz by Ian Burman and Alyssa Adelman August 14, 2003

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dinglefruit

(see:"dingleberry")
like dingleberries stuck in your anal shrubery, dinglefruits are the size of your head and smell like peaches.

"Hey mom get the hedge clippers i gotta pick off my dinglefruit from my anal bush. Did you say why? Its because i can't wipe my own fucking ass you cum-guzzling queen.

dinglefruit by Lamp Shade FUNK September 2, 2003

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Dinglefritz

A dinglefritz is something frivolous, extra, decorative, or fun.

(A decorator would say) I think I'll put a dinglefritz here and here - then it will be perfect.

Dinglefritz by srck September 30, 2014

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Dinglefritz

Bits of poo that didn’t flush all the way and soaked up water making them all dinglie and fritzie

Hey Vanessa!!! You left some dinglefritz in my damn toilet again

Dinglefritz by OldbuckleJr May 9, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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