A polite way to say what is probably the most offensive word in the English language, "cunt."
Jane: "Bob called me the c-word!"
Sally: "That cocksucker!"
Euphemism for the word nigger
. Used by people who are afraid to say "nigger" (i.e., white people).
Child: Mom! Billy said the n-word!
Mom: Shut up and drink your gin!
How the grammatically-challenged spell "they're" or "their."
There over there, with there friends.
How the grammatically-challenged make a noun plural.
Look at all these definition's.
How the grammatically-challenged spell "whose."
Yo, who's car is dat?
Masturbating, jerking off
After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.
A musical instrument given to the Scottish by the Irish. The Scottish, unaware that the Irish had played a cruel joke on them, have continued to play the bagpipes.
Why do bagpipe players always march? They are trying to get away from the sound.