dinglefritz 

A whacko dipstick who needs to be slapped with a trout.

Michael the dinglefritz tried to put pop cans in his car rust holes. Where's the trout?

dinglefritz by Ian Burman and Alyssa Adelman August 14, 2003

Dinglefritz 

A dinglefritz is something frivolous, extra, decorative, or fun.

(A decorator would say) I think I'll put a dinglefritz here and here - then it will be perfect.

Dinglefritz by srck September 30, 2014

Dinglefritz 

Bits of poo that didn’t flush all the way and soaked up water making them all dinglie and fritzie

Hey Vanessa!!! You left some dinglefritz in my damn toilet again

Dinglefritz by OldbuckleJr May 9, 2022

dicklefritz 

A scrumptious satanic snack of roasted cock

Katan is getting hungry for some more dicklefritz .

dicklefritz by LOWKEY LEGENDS November 29, 2015

dinglefriend 

Someone whom you do not particularly like, but with whom you hang around because he or she is a friend of a friend.

A: If you don't like Pete, why do you spend time with him?
B: He's my dinglefriend, what can I say?

dinglefriend by Ollie the Dog January 23, 2004

dinglefutz 

A complete Wanghole of a Looser

Ashley is a dinglefutz

dinglefutz by James W January 20, 2004

dinglefruit 

(see:"dingleberry")
like dingleberries stuck in your anal shrubery, dinglefruits are the size of your head and smell like peaches.

"Hey mom get the hedge clippers i gotta pick off my dinglefruit from my anal bush. Did you say why? Its because i can't wipe my own fucking ass you cum-guzzling queen.

dinglefruit by Lamp Shade FUNK September 2, 2003