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ding-a-long 

When, on the road, the car you are trying to pass accelerates to match your speed only to slow down after you abandon the attempt and pull back behind them.
When I saw that the driver in my rearview mirror was texting, I felt it my duty to ding-a-long him when he tried to pass.

Yes officer, I was doing 80 in a school zone, but it was only to pass that ding-a-long in the F-150!
ding-a-long by Clark March 12, 2009
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shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong 

A peinicular area (penis)
hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken

Ding-Along 

A cross between a ding dong and a ding-a-ling, usually a polite term for dumb-ass
Jeff: Man, I just spilled my coffee on my white shirt.
Kyle: Dude, your a ding-along.
Ding-Along by bloodfreckle May 21, 2013

Ding-Dong Sing Along

When two or more women perform oral sex on one man.
"Oh man the other night my girl was going down on me in the living room and her roommate walked in and was all turned on so i said "Go ahead, join in, its a regular Ding-Dong Sing Along!"

dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

when you accidentally rape Rhys up the ass
oh shit Rhys I peed in your rectum, I did a dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

Dingalongdingdingdong

A man with a giant gaping penis hole usually likes underage boys has fun in bed and likes to drink gamer girl pee
What a Dingalongdingdingdong
Dingalongdingdingdong by Lethal_larry September 9, 2019

Dingalong 

Another noun for dingbat or sometimes even bitch or asshole. It is a nice way of saying those other nouns. You could say it in class and not get into trouble for it.
OMG, YOU ARE SUCH A DINGALONG !!!!!
Dingalong by Don'tAskMeWhat August 17, 2016
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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