Definitions by bloodfreckle

Blatch 

Black Chick Snatch

Dude, I got a hold of some stinky blatch last night and I just can't get the smell off me.

Blatch by bloodfreckle May 21, 2013

Ding-Along 

A cross between a ding dong and a ding-a-ling, usually a polite term for dumb-ass

Jeff: Man, I just spilled my coffee on my white shirt.
Kyle: Dude, your a ding-along.

Ding-Along by bloodfreckle May 21, 2013