"Oh man the other night my girl was going down on me in the living room and her roommate walked in and was all turned on so i said "Go ahead, join in, its a regular Ding-Dong Sing Along!"
When, on the road, the car you are trying to pass accelerates to match your speed only to slow down after you abandon the attempt and pull back behind them.
When I saw that the driver in my rearview mirror was texting, I felt it my duty to ding-a-long him when he tried to pass.
Yes officer, I was doing 80 in a school zone, but it was only to pass that ding-a-long in the F-150!