dilet 

Dilet is a very nice guy but he can also be very hard-nosed, so I would not want to provoke him. Besides, he is a high-minded gentlmen, he is romantic, rich, and caring for his people. He will one day invent an object that changes the world, he will also be the next president of the USA. He will be so famous that a car brand will be named after him.

"Men what car should i buy?"
"Bro it's easy you should buy the Dilet."

dilet by dilet January 2, 2017

Dilet 

Often a black male from eritrea, or any afrikanske country. They guy is funny, and uses often strange and funny words to express himself. He makes a lot of people laugh, often by the way he speaks and which actions he make. Girls like him, as he is a charming black male, always treating girls right.

Are u a Dilet? You are saying it wrong...

Dilet by Grybo Flydr October 15, 2019

The Smith Zhou Diet 

A diet that involves putting on weight, but at a lower rate than if they didn’t follow the diet and ate whatever they liked. Followers of the Smith Zhou diet eat whatever they like but make each meal slightly healthier than it could be. For example French fries without ketchup, cake without icing, or 23 donuts instead of 24. When followers of the diet put on weight they have excuses such as water retention or faulty scales. This diet requires little discipline and can be followed by anyone who is delusional enough to think it might work.

I’m on the Smith Zhou diet and I’ve not lost any weight, I don’t understand! It must be water retention.

The Smith Zhou Diet by amme c February 12, 2020

Diet-inspired diabetes 

When the glamourous lifestyle you aspire to includes donuts, sugary drinks, and large portions, you are bound to develop "diet-inspired diabetes"

This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)

Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.

One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.

Man, those folks are in rough shape but they look so happy eating all those treats. I'm inspired to get diet-inspired diabetes too so I can join the DOLAAT club. I can't wait to wear a too-tight white T-shirt and have wheelchair races with them!

Diet-inspired diabetes by Mandi Harmony September 9, 2016

New Year's diet 

A diet that one begins after New Year's Day. A person can either go on a New Year's diet as part of a New Year's resolution to eat healthier and/or lose weight, or simply for the purpose of losing a few holiday pounds. New Year's diets generally work best when combined with frequent, intense exercise.

I've probably gained five to ten pounds since Thanksgiving, so tomorrrow I'll be starting my New Year's diet. That means zero meat until February, as little junk food as possible, and medium-sized portions only. I also plan on hitting the gym at least three times a week.

New Year's diet by Daedalus Suburbanus January 1, 2014

diet riot

when the lines at weight watchers are backed up and everyone starts to get angry. Also the secret of ONKA.

"C'mon already!! I want to get out of here so I can eat this box of 2 point bars I just bought!! Let's diet riot and start being obnoxious !"

diet riot by Absolom24 January 1, 2014

oopsie delete 

When you unintentionally delete photos &/or posts!

I did an oopsie delete with a ton of pix & it took so many hours to put them back!

oopsie delete by Starchylde June 11, 2016