dildolaugh

The secret backhanded laugh a dildo makes for the mere fact a woman is mastubating instead of making fuck with a random gentleman.

Often smug, her dildolaugh was heard all the way to heaven.

by Poo bah 💩 😇 June 2, 2020

Dildoflauge

Any clotihng used in your dresser to hide a dildo. Clothing, underware junk in a dresser drawer used to camoflauge your sex toy.

My kids looked in the dresser but I had my shirts as dildoflauge so they did not find my vibrator.
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by jester801 April 11, 2011

Dildough

Money required to purchase sex toys.

I caught my girlfriend trying to put my dildough into her piggybank.

by gnostic1 June 28, 2010

dildough

when a female specimen inserts a baguette into her vaginal cavity for pleasure or fun

“Yo amy whas the bread in the oven for”
“oh im just making a dildough to put in my pussy”

by blazin till the end June 16, 2018

dildough

i found 10 under my moms closes in the closet.

let me eat some dildough

by STEPBRO ACTION November 2, 2020

Dildough

A female prosthetic phallus made from a meat based dough, most likely meatball mix, to cover a She wee (a funnel used by women to urinate standing up, commonly used at festivals)

Think I'm gonna make a dildough for Glasto, see you in a bit

by Gingle October 28, 2010

Dildough

Noun (from Old/Mid. English): The primary ingredient in a most celebrated food of Ol' Glastonbury, Pickle Bread.

What dost thou on thyne mind have?! Yea verily, ye c'n no a'bacen thyne Pickle Bread withe nary an clove of Dildough! Ye 'ave nigh an clue.

by Jesus Tap Dancing Christ July 7, 2010