dildhoe

A woman who has an incredibly large collection of dildos.

“I walked into her place, and nearly lost an eye!
Dildos on the shelves, on the couch, used to secure a window, and prop a door open.
That bitch was legit, a dildhoe.”

dildhoe by Cornicrappia August 3, 2022

dildoesque 

A rarely uttered adjective used to clearly convey that someone or something is reminiscent of a dildo.

My, that is a strikingly beautiful building, it is entirely dildoesque!

dildoesque by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021

Dildoery 

Dil-doh-ery verb : act up, caper, carry on*, cavort, clown, fool around, joke, misbehave, play, play jokes, romp, roughhouse, show off, half ass something.a person who amuses others by ridiculous or odd behavior, jokes, etc a foolish person.

The board filled with tickets all at once and dildoery ensued.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.

Dildoery by Tastydactyle March 15, 2011

dildoes 

The pluralization of the word dildo; more than one dildo.

Guy A : How many dildoes were there?
Guy B : I don't know, but I'm sore and I want to go home.

dildoes by Awesumness January 16, 2007

Dilhoe 

Pronounced dil-hoe (like dildo except a hoe). A dilhoe is an absolute hoe, except with dildos or cylindrical objects similar to dildos. She'll use anything as a dildo and will even borrow a friends or family members if necessary.

If she will get down with any cylindrical object but not with a real person, she's a dilhoe.

Dilhoe by Jarhead2275 June 3, 2017

dildohead

An interolably obnoxious ignoramus with no shame about the situation

That dildohead absolutely disgusts me.

dildohead by Bleh November 23, 2002

box of dildoes 

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

box of dildoes by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009