dildhoe

A woman who has an incredibly large collection of dildos.

“I walked into her place, and nearly lost an eye!
Dildos on the shelves, on the couch, used to secure a window, and prop a door open.
That bitch was legit, a dildhoe.”

by Cornicrappia August 3, 2022

dildoesque

A rarely uttered adjective used to clearly convey that someone or something is reminiscent of a dildo.

My, that is a strikingly beautiful building, it is entirely dildoesque!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021

Dildoery

Dil-doh-ery verb : act up, caper, carry on*, cavort, clown, fool around, joke, misbehave, play, play jokes, romp, roughhouse, show off, half ass something.a person who amuses others by ridiculous or odd behavior, jokes, etc a foolish person.

The board filled with tickets all at once and dildoery ensued.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.

by Tastydactyle March 15, 2011

dildoes

The pluralization of the word dildo; more than one dildo.

Guy A : How many dildoes were there?
Guy B : I don't know, but I'm sore and I want to go home.

by Awesumness January 16, 2007

Dilhoe

Pronounced dil-hoe (like dildo except a hoe). A dilhoe is an absolute hoe, except with dildos or cylindrical objects similar to dildos. She'll use anything as a dildo and will even borrow a friends or family members if necessary.

If she will get down with any cylindrical object but not with a real person, she's a dilhoe.

by Jarhead2275 June 3, 2017

dildohead

An interolably obnoxious ignoramus with no shame about the situation

That dildohead absolutely disgusts me.

by Bleh November 23, 2002

box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009