Gun Kata

a militant combat style that teaches efficiency in the use of gun tactics.

Developed through analysis of thousands of recorded gun fights, it was determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.

The Gun Kata treats the gun as a total weapon. Each new position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defendant clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire.

by bLeH September 04, 2003

shanghainese

The language natively spoken in Shanghai, China. Unintelligable from the official language, Mandarin Chinese. The ability to speak Shanghainese with flare makes one a true urbanite in this metropolis. The native Shanghainese generally have a lower opinion of other Chinese those who don't speak the language.

"Ni jian shang hai hua ma?" in Mandarin is "Nong gahng zahng heh wu va?" in Shanghainese.

by bleh July 06, 2004

dildohead

An interolably obnoxious ignoramus with no shame about the situation

That dildohead absolutely disgusts me.

by Bleh November 23, 2002

rump ranger

One who quests for rump

That damn rump ranger is at it again.

by Bleh November 23, 2002

Tempo

According to the shed at school, 'TEMPO IS DEAD'.

I got blamed for that. Crap.

'Tempo is DEAD' - spraypainted on wall

by Bleh November 05, 2004

kebabtastic

The great feeling of acomplishment after eating a huge kebab with lots of hot sauce. This doesnt apply to small kebabs, as only girls (and arran knott) eat small kebabs, and leave most of it and claim they're full.

"I feel pretty kebabtastic now" (after eating kebab).

by Bleh January 07, 2005

orgy

the deffinition of an orgy is a group of people, 3 or more, siitting/standing with their shoes off touching each other, in any way.

i had an orgy at school

by bleh January 20, 2005