dildaic

having a physical appearance or usage reminiscent of a dildo. Not to be confused with phallic.

When his girlfriend's best friend showed up and was clearly quite randy, Stickman knew he had to find something dildaic - and fast.

by KingNectar December 19, 2004

dildarchery

The act of shooting a dildo into an anus, mouth, or vagina of someone using a compound bow or possibly a crossbow. Requires precision and skill.

I was browsing porn and I saw a video of some girl getting a dildo shot up her ass with a bow, so I coined the phrase dildarchery. Man the internet is strange!

by Deathbringer12 July 26, 2018

Dildacorn

The act of one person using duct tape to stick a large, cock shaped dildo onto the forehead of another person after tieing them up. The recipient may also have a rope taped to their ass as a tail for added effect.

Person1 got wasted at a party. His friends decided to turn him into a Dildacorn.

by KaMp KaRnIe 4 lyfe April 19, 2015

Dildacious

pertaining to the shape and or size or a dildo/penis

That bald mans head is quite dildacious

by werdman April 6, 2009

Dildai Lama

Spiritual leader appointed by dicks that run the CCP

Xi Cuntpig will appoint the next Dildai Lama

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021

dildoic

of or relating to a dildo

The giant highlighter is dildoic.
We had a dildoicly good time in the meadow.
This soda bottle is not only phallic but also dildoic

by Ncik May 2, 2004

Dildoic

A word or phrase that is knowingly/unknowingly also a reference to the popular penis shaped sex toy. A very specific euphemism.

"strap-on, father! it's going to be one hell of a ride" the marketing slogan for a new up and coming catholic internet service provider, was unfortunately dildoic in reference.

by catholicinternetprovider January 4, 2014