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dildacorn 

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a dike straps on a dildo to her head and fucks her fat butch dike friend.
i am a dildacorn.
dildacorn by Tbag March 4, 2003

The Dildatrons 

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"The Dildatrons" are primarily an underground punk/hardcore band from the UK. they also run a successful Royton based Adult shoe shine booth under the same name.
They have been known to experiment with many other genre's such as Metal, Virgin Jazz, Urine beat, Meow dance, pop, spoken word, freeform masturbation, cock rock, christian rock, satanic rock, defecation Bop and Horrible noise art.

The band site there biggest influence as Ian Botham.
There are no confirmed band bio's, However it is widley accepted that the band was started by Brothers Zoltar and Wolfgang after watching Mumford and sons in concert.

The band were originally called The Piss Flaps, but soon changed it out of taste after their mother suffered a bladder infection. (covered in song "momma no wee no mo")
the band now comprises of over 30 "Disciples of Tron".
The band have only ever performed one live show in front of an audience, they were forced to stop gigging due to the controversial nature of there performances. Allegations of Bestiality have since been cleared.
the band do post music on the internet, but at irregular intervals. Currently only "What you gettin Lemon for" is uploaded, However onn the 20th of december the band Offically announced they were relesing a new EP before the end of 2010 and it would be availiable as a free download.
luke: "did you go to the dildatrons gig last night?"
lou: "pardon, sorry im a bit deaf today"
luke: "ye man"
The Dildatrons by ilovezoltar December 21, 2010

diacorn

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1.While on the toilet experiencing diareah, random BB shots of corn rocket out of your fucking asshole.

2. An imposter of the unicorn. As you approach it to verify that it is a unicorn, it turns around and diareahs all over you. Also known to enter your garage at night and shit all over everything.
1. Dammit John, lastnight I had the worst case of diacorn and my anus started to bleed!
2. Last night I walked into my garage and noticed shit everywhere! I knew it was those god damn diacorns! I'm ganna chop that son of a bitch into pieces and put it in a black garbage bag and throw it into the east river.
diacorn by Op21 September 5, 2008

Dickacorn 

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Mainly another word for a dick head. Like a unicorn, dickacorns are thought to have a dick smack dab in the middle of there forehead. They are an all male species (w/t a few exceptions) but unlike the gracefull unicorns who are (sadly) not real/extinct, the dickacorns (sadly) still exist.
Dude, you are such a dick head, I bet you could be a dickacorn!
Dickacorn by abscond2hell+back January 29, 2015

Dildocorn 

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A Dildocorn is a regular unicorn but the only thing that's different is that he has a dildo instead of a horn on it's head. a lot of people have made jokes about this but it actually exists at the high mountains of Iceland. Of course it only appears to have a natural habitat on Iceland and very few outsiders have ever seen one.
Did you see that unicorn!?
That wasn't a unicorn, that was a Dildocorn!
Dildocorn by Roxy Josilin August 23, 2010

Dildasorous

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1: An extremely large dildo.
2: Someone who acts as a mean dildo.
Billy why are you such a dildasorous to me?
Dildasorous by Box May 13, 2005
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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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