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(Noun) Any object that cannot under any circumstances be considered a dildo.
Guy 1: "Hey man can she use that as a dildo?"
Guy 2: "Considering that it's sawblade, I'm going to have to say that it's a dildano.
dildano by Legolas10100 May 7, 2020
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Dildocupine 

An evolution or de-evolution of man after a night of extreme drunkenness where friends superglue a variety of dildos to ones back. This metamorphosis usually happens after the subject has entered a hibernation state “passes out”. When the subject awakens they have now evolved to the infamous dildocupine!
Joe was black out drunk when he began his transformation to the dildocupine!
Dildocupine by Cvoglide March 17, 2019
The Catalan form of 'Diego', also based on the name 'Didacas' from Medival Spain.

A wonderful, kind, giving man who has an extremely bright future due to his intelligent and empathetic nature; a name given to extremely attractive men. Those with the name Didac are thoughtful people, whom enjoy seeing others happy. He also enjoys helping and caring for others, even when they don't deserve it. He is an excellent listener and will help you work through your thoughts; he is there when you need him most.
Even though 'Diego' is a generally common name, Didacs are very rare and precious people, hold onto them and they will never let you down. Be there for him and he will be there for you.
The man you wouldn't mind becoming a ghost with so you can fly around together and scare people.
Person 1: "That guy is so hot!!"
Person 2: "I know, he's a Didac."
Person 1: "How do you know?!"
Person 2: "Just look at him, he's gorgeous!"
Didac by tu_luna June 2, 2018

dildocopter 

The object of which is made by combining a dildo and an RC helicopter that when added together make the great collision we call today the dildocopter. Often produces humor as you fly it into unsuspecting peoples' faces. This may also be used as a sex toy but use caution as it may provide a harsh pain as used depending on the speed that you fly the helicopter.
Dildo Pilot: Oooh look imma get that annoying neighbor today with my dildocopter
*Pilot starts up the copter as he floats it across the street to hit the guy in the face*
Neighbor: WHAT THE FUCK DID A DILDO JUST SMACK MY FACE?!?!
*Dildo Pilot snickers as he walks away unsuspiciously*
dildocopter by Dildocopter October 23, 2013

dilwacker 

a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.
That guy from Janesville is such a dilwacker! That's the last time I'll let him date my daughter!
dilwacker by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012

Slang Dildangin' 

A process inspired by the accurately named "Slang Dangin'" this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus substitute otherwise known as a "dildo." The difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a sexual aid device will then assault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one Slang Dildangin' less innocent. If preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.
Guyface: Did you hear ashley cant walk?
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!
Slang Dildangin' by TheInfamousKiDd November 14, 2014