dihstruction

total and utter annihilation of the sphincter by means of the insertion of a foreign object.

"MOM!! JERRY JUST CAUSED TOTAL DIHSTRUCTION ON MY CHOCOLATE LOG CHOMPER!!"

by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025

Flag

Get the dihstruction mug.

Distraction Cake

Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake originated in British teen dramedy "Skins" where Emily Fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from Naomi Campbell who was being heckled about her sexuality - presumably as an act to show her undying love.

Cook: I know the cure
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)

by TheWroteAndTheWrit February 20, 2009

Flag

Get the Distraction Cake mug.

Team Destruction

When a group of individuals collectively dook in a dedicated toilet and not flush after each other.

There was a team destruction in the east lobby bathroom after school.

by officialmoomimsfanaccount April 12, 2021

Flag

Get the Team Destruction mug.

symphony of destruction

kick ass song by megadeth.

Just like the pied piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the symphony...
Of destruction

chorus of symphony of destruction

by darthredneck September 16, 2008

Flag

Get the symphony of destruction mug.

God of Destruction

One of the nicknames of RapMon, the leader of BTS (a South Korean band). He has this nickname because he has the ability to destruct someone or something. Don't stand next to this talented but destructive leader of BTS!

'Here comes the God of Destruction,' said Jin.

by qq030206 September 24, 2017

Flag

Get the God of Destruction mug.

Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD)

Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...

Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...

by Jared L. Ohlinger August 12, 2008

Flag