Diese

1.The creepy guy at parties. 2. The "Man". 3. One who takes pics of YOUR girlfriend.

The diese could not stop working game with my girlfriend.

by $TMoney$ May 8, 2006

DIESE VERDAMMTES VERLETZT

When you just wanna swear in a entirely new language after you injure yourself.

Matt stubbed his foot yesterday. He dropped the f bomb, DIESE VERDAMMTES VERLETZT style.

by Cutie Patootie Cinnamon Roll August 10, 2016

Diese Foopa

An unusually large foopa on a women that is very obese.

(Woofus and Tubbsy are standing in-line at the Taco Bell in Wareham)

Woofus: "Ew dude, that chick that's behind the counter is sportin' a Diese Foopa!"

Tubbsy: "Hahahaha dude, that's so gross."

Woofus: "I know right. Shit."

by Woofus July 22, 2008

Diese Foopa

Regarding to one's excessive amount of fat or skin on and around the pelvic area that makes you look like your pregnant. Diese Foopa mostly shows up on women and men over like 400 lbs.

aaron: "Hey man!" "Did you see that chick just walked by?"
tubbsy: "naw mayne, who?"
aaron: "right there!!"
tubbsy: "eww man, shes got DIESE foopa!"

by Xdouble aX July 28, 2008

Dino Diese

The word dino diese, (in proper terms, dino diesel, is used to express something that is extremely large. By extremely large it is beyond the boundary of diesness.

Another use for dino diese is in describing T shirt sizes, Small, Medium, Large, Extra large, Dino Diese. When adding emphasis on the word, one may say Dino FUCKING Diese.

Yao ming is the alpha and omega of dino diese asians.

by Brian Petershmitt August 25, 2005

desert jellies

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.

"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.

by potato goddess September 29, 2020

two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020