dieseled

(verb) To unknowingly add grain alcohol to someones beverage; in spite, revenge or as a gag.

"Meredith ordered a drink at the bar, but after failing to tip the bartender, he dieseled her drink when she wasn't looking"

"Zach was getting on the bartenders nerves and on the verge of getting kicked out, so Austin dieseled him to finish him off and called in the bouncer"

Eric: "Why is Ryan puking inside that washing machine?"
Gordon: "Because we dieseled all of his shots the entire night."
Eric: "WOW, He is super blacked out."

by Mr. Pink Cadillac October 23, 2011

dieseled

To hit someone very hard or to be muscular.

Man, you got dieseled in football yesterday!

That man is dieseled (strong)

by J-Rock April 16, 2005

Dieseled

To get with / make out with a fat or ugly person when drunk.

Jeez Paul got dieseled again last night.

by Mr.Diesel April 16, 2009

Dieseled

To engage in the act of drinking copious volumes of beer and devolving into a single cellular state.

Steve was so dieseled he was STBD - shit the bed drunk.

by sherbasaurus January 24, 2016

Dieseled

A man with a shaved head and who is muscular.

That dude is Dieseled.

by mensan65 April 8, 2009

Dieseled

To be so extremely high that you could make the impulsive decision of shaving your head in order to look like Vin Diesel.

“Yo I was so dieseled at that party last night”

by sfgurl September 19, 2020

Dieseled Out

the act of being dressed head to toe in Diesel brand clothing. This look will often be accompanied by a "blowout" haircut and a tribal tattoo.

"Have you seen Kenny lately? He is so Dieseled out."

by T. Maxwell January 19, 2009