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Diddlyshit 

When you sleep all day instead of getting anything productive done
Matt: hey what have you been doing today

Tom: I ain't done diddlyshit

Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy 

If you walk on earth you die if you exist
Oh no I walked on earth. OH NO you are going to die by Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy ya know that rule? if you walk on earth you die if you exist? Yes. Oh no *Dies*

daddyshine 

the aura that shines from a guy who's just become a father for the first time and found a new persona...
'Keep away from Justin's desk -- his eyes are full of daddyshine now he's a father, and you'll get no attention from him right now, on any other subject...'
daddyshine by mikroth June 15, 2008

Diddywhat 

When you have no actual idea of what just happened.
Sara: Ben took me out to dinner last night.
Me: Diddywhat?
Diddywhat by Diddywhat September 15, 2017

dipshit-diddlyshit 

A lot of pussyfooting damned nonsense. I heard this dyadic expression once only from an exasperated Lesbian at a business meeting of the Gay Activists' Alliance at the Firehouse on Wooster St. in NYC in December 1972 or January 1973.
I'm tired of this dipshit-diddlyshit argument.
dipshit-diddlyshit by Ofanoan July 18, 2010

Diddleshit 

To waste time, goof off, or procrastinate.
"My husband always runs late, he can diddleshit with the best of them."

"All you do is goof off, stop diddleshitting around."
Diddleshit by Kilo D January 10, 2009