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dipshit-diddlyshit 

A lot of pussyfooting damned nonsense. I heard this dyadic expression once only from an exasperated Lesbian at a business meeting of the Gay Activists' Alliance at the Firehouse on Wooster St. in NYC in December 1972 or January 1973.
I'm tired of this dipshit-diddlyshit argument.
dipshit-diddlyshit by Ofanoan July 18, 2010

dipshit-diddlyshit 

Tiresome and trivial debate involving endless quiddities (I heard an angry Lesbian activist use this at a Gay Activists Alliance meeting in NYC, early 1973, and have enjoyed employing the expression myself since then).
I'm tired of the dipshit-diddlyshit argument!
dipshit-diddlyshit by Ofanoan January 3, 2018

diddly shit 

A generic, and very vague way to answer a question with a great lack of enthusiasm. Commonly used after one has completed a task and is devastatingly bored, hence currently doing absolutely nothing or diddly shit.
Slim Johnson: "Hey Dick what have you been up to lately?"
Richard Head: "Well Slim... as of lately... diddly shit."
diddly shit by Tight Chambers June 19, 2013

Diddleshot 

A person addicted to money and fame. Will stop anyone for anything he/she wants.
"Mr Krabs is such a Diddleshot"
Diddleshot by anonymous November 8, 2018

Diddleshot 

Creator of Pinewood computer core and founder of Pinewood Builders. Pinewood computer core created on October 30, 2009. He is the Owner of TMS, PBST, XYLEM, PBM, PIA, Pinewood Builders Quality Assurance, Hazmat Team, Fire Team, Medical Team. He created all of Pinewood together with Csdi, Irreflexive, LENEMAR, and other people.
Thank you Diddleshot for creating the Pinewood computer core.
Diddleshot by The_Sengalis February 25, 2020

Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy 

If you walk on earth you die if you exist
Oh no I walked on earth. OH NO you are going to die by Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy ya know that rule? if you walk on earth you die if you exist? Yes. Oh no *Dies*
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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