dicky dickson 

a kid with sucky parents who are high; also a phrase that is used to call someone a jerk or an asshole

come on man, don't be a Dicky Dickson you sisterfucking asshole

dicky dickson by sawyer tveit February 2, 2015

dicks on the wall 

An exclamation of surprise or excitement, most often in a positive manner.

Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!

When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.

Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.

dicks on the wall by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

Dicks On Table 

When someone brags about their dick you stand up and shout dicks on table you both unzip your pants and whoever is the biggest wins.

He said he had a big dick so i said dicks on table and won

Dicks On Table by qaswe April 29, 2009

Dicks on rice 

Dicks on rice is an adjective that has a “one size fits all” meaning. You define it as you see fit in a variety of moments, although most commonly used to indicate something bad has happened, it can also include every emotion on the spectrum.

After having a really bad day at school, you walk home and think to yourself
“Wow, today was really some dicks on rice”

Dicks on rice by Darry A. Allen March 9, 2021

Dicks on toast 

Dicks on toast refers to the practice of placing your penis in a friend or family members meal before giving it to them.

Dad: Whats for Dinner tonight?

Mum: Dicks on toast.

Dicks on toast by Chumplett May 26, 2009

urban dickshonary is a dick 

URBAN DICTONARY neva puts my words in

urban dickshonary is a dick

urban dickshonary is a dick by slim playboy June 22, 2020

Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor 

The term describing the situation when the sex ratio of male to female in a club is greater than 1:1.

In the case of Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, the DJ or who ever has a microphone should notify the excess male population to wait outside or leave until more girls enter or males leave.

There are Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor! Some 'a you fellas better wait outside!

Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor by Michael McFly January 26, 2016