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Shandy Turnpike

A person who, instead of going to the bar to buy a drink themself, will give the money to a friend and place their order.

"hey Tim are you going to the bar?"

"yeah."

"Dude, get me a Bud while your there."

"Jesus Paul your such a Shandy Turnpike, fuck."

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Dicks on toast refers to the practice of placing your penis in a friend or family members meal before giving it to them.

Dad: Whats for Dinner tonight?

Mum: Dicks on toast.

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