dicktraption 

When a man gets his penis stuck inside a Chinese finger trap with another man on the other end and cannot get it out.

Oh damn! Look. James and Tommy stuck in a dicktraption.

dicktraption by HA_13 November 5, 2015

dickoration 

The act of decorating one's penis through methods including but not limited to:
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings

Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.

"Oh Pedro, your dickorations make my vajazzles tingle."

dickoration by The Vajazzlers September 12, 2014

dickstraction 

Having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.

"I would be writing my paper in my boyfriend's dorm room, but he's such a dickstraction!"

"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."

dickstraction by Maggie Mead December 13, 2005

DICKstractions 

When dick becomes distracting to the point you can’t complete your daily tasks.

Adam - *sends snap*

Tabitha - *opens snap* see’s 🍆 video, immediately closes excel spreadsheet

Tabitha, “well that was very DICKStracting I won’t even be able to finish my reporting with all these DICKStractions! Lmao”

DICKstractions by Wolfany January 19, 2021

Dicktation 

A "Gang" Symbol used in the Online series "Summer Heights High". Show using a picture of a dick with tation after it.

"see you draw a dick and then "tation" and you have it dicktation.

Dicktation by King Zaos September 27, 2008

cake dickeration 

"cake dickeration" describes the decorating of a cake by drawing a large penis on it!

I'll draw a large penis with the frosting on that cake!
That is some nice "cake dickeration"!

cake dickeration by Hans Honk April 21, 2015

dickeration 

a lapel pin shaped like a penis, worn by a gay homosexual butt fag male

Lyle looked thuper thpiffy last night, and did you see his dickeration on his new suit jacket.

dickeration by largessepopper October 22, 2008