dicktophan

The physiologic response after sex similar to the response to tryptophan after eating turkey- sleepy, contented, full!

Lover after sex “I feel like I’ve been drugged baby”. Response “it’s the dicktophan”

by BoiseJohn May 18, 2019

Dicktopping

Painting a large penis on the roof of your home, esp. as a means to vandalize Google Maps.

(Coined by Jeff Bakalar of CNET's "The 404" podcast.)

Billy was late for school because he was busy dicktopping.

by the404 March 24, 2009

Dicktopping

a verb; the act of painting a penis on the roof of a house.

Rory McInnes saw a giant phallus on the roof of his house after dicktopping it the previous summer.

by 404Listener March 24, 2009

dicktopping

Drawing/painting a dick/penis on the roof of something so it can be seen by someone flying over. This word was invented on the CNET podcast "404". http://www.cnet.com/8301-13952_1-10203032-81.html?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=Crave

see origin:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2336886.ece

dude, did you see me dicktopping the school last night!?!? i hope the news helicopter sees it when they fly over!

by BsbllUH11C March 24, 2009

dicktopping

The act of drawing a large, visible penis on top of a structure or large moving vehicle like a bus or house.

Invented by Jeff Bakalar on Cnets the 404

Hey man we're going dicktopping, you wanna come?

Dude I was on google maps and somebody totally dicktopped that house!

by Neo1513 March 24, 2009

Dicktaphone

To put your dick to the telephone speaker when talking to a ladyfriend when she is boring the arse off you about babies or flowers or something else that's all girlyfied.

Dicktaphone is when on the phone to Ann Coulter and she's banging on about politics or crap etc. and you realise you're her husband as your cock falls out of your pants into the reciever.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 12, 2008

Dicktopia

Land of magical wang in which genitalia possesses the taste of wonderment.

This Land boarders the South of Clitopia and the East of Nippleodeon.

This country has experienced several decades of civil war with Balldemonsland to the North and Anusiville in the DEEP south, the cause of which is unknown.

In Dicktopia the unicorn tastes and experiences the delightment of the dolphin's man nectare exhilaration of the taste buds is experienced by all who witness this feat

by Arch Bishop of Dicktopia February 20, 2011