Dicktures
Send me dicktures
Dicktures by Vanillaxskys February 19, 2014
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Dickpressed
Dickpressed by Sargonnas January 4, 2018
dickpressed
dickpressed by anailyak June 16, 2016
dickpression
John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?
James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.
James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.
dickpression by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016
Dicktude
Someone with the attitude of a dick.
Someone who cops a sudden bad attitude when asked to do something.
Someone who cops a sudden bad attitude when asked to do something.
Ray has such a dicktude today.
Instead of talking to a friendly customer service rep, I spoke to a guy with a real dicktude.
Jared is obviously not a morning person, he woke up with a real dicktude.
Instead of talking to a friendly customer service rep, I spoke to a guy with a real dicktude.
Jared is obviously not a morning person, he woke up with a real dicktude.
Dicktude by Tulip Juicyfruit December 22, 2009
dicture
A text from a male (usually one who is intoxicated, the ex-boyfriend of the recipient, or who wants to have sex with the recipient) in which the main content is a picture of the male's penis.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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