dicksmooch

Basically, a term used used against a person who likes to suck penis. Or used as a funny name to call someone.

Person 1: I am the best at everything!

Person 2: Shut up, Dicksmooch.

by Iuchar August 9, 2006

dicksmorphia

A man's distorted perception of his penis, thinking that it is bigger or smaller than it actually is. Similar to dysmorphia or body dysmorphia disorder but focused on the penis rather than the entire body.

Sally thought her ex-boyfriend had dicksmorphia; he always thought his penis was smaller than it actually was.

by bonjourshelley December 19, 2013

dick smooch

guy that may not suck a dick, but would damn sure hold one in his mouth til' the swelling goes down.

That muthafucka just looks like a dick smooch!

by Hot Rod 42 IMCA September 23, 2010

Dicksmorphia

When a male thinks his penis is bigger than it actually is.

“Girl, he told me I wouldn’t be able to handle his wood! Dude had some serious dicksmorphia! I didn’t even feel a thing!”

by Bewje October 8, 2025