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dicksmorphia 

A man's distorted perception of his penis, thinking that it is bigger or smaller than it actually is. Similar to dysmorphia or body dysmorphia disorder but focused on the penis rather than the entire body.
Sally thought her ex-boyfriend had dicksmorphia; he always thought his penis was smaller than it actually was.
dicksmorphia by bonjourshelley December 19, 2013
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dick smooch 

guy that may not suck a dick, but would damn sure hold one in his mouth til' the swelling goes down.
That muthafucka just looks like a dick smooch!
dick smooch by Hot Rod 42 IMCA September 23, 2010

Dicksmorphia 

When a male thinks his penis is bigger than it actually is.
“Girl, he told me I wouldn’t be able to handle his wood! Dude had some serious dicksmorphia! I didn’t even feel a thing!”
Dicksmorphia by Bewje October 8, 2025

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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