dickshovel

A Level 5 asshole who pulls off epic assholishness, causing extended collateral damage. Not the dick, but the shovel that scoops the dicks and throws them all over other people, causing them to be covered with dicks.

"The guys who stormed the Capital are a bunch of dickshovels!"
"We can't sneak in the room anymore because a bunch of dickshovels got caught and its blocked now."

dickshovel by DesignatedIdiot January 6, 2021

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Dick Shovel

The act of scooping shit out of a gaymans ass and putting it in his mouth

The guy up the road and his gay lover tried their first dick shovel on each other

Dick Shovel by DCDEAN December 19, 2012

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Dick Shovel • dickshove • dickshoneri • dickscovery • dickstove • dishoveled • Dishovelled

Dickshelf

A term, originating from the Hawaiian island of Kauai, used to describe an individual who is completely useless. Commonly used in reference to a person who wants to appear busy and is doing something of value, when in fact they are doing absolutely nothing but wasting time and oxygen.

I hate working with that guy, he never does shit, he's a total dickshelf.

Dickshelf by Small-balls Mike September 7, 2011