dickshovel

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A Level 5 asshole who pulls off epic assholishness, causing extended collateral damage. Not the dick, but the shovel that scoops the dicks and throws them all over other people, causing them to be covered with dicks.

"The guys who stormed the Capital are a bunch of dickshovels!"
"We can't sneak in the room anymore because a bunch of dickshovels got caught and its blocked now."

dickshovel by DesignatedIdiot January 6, 2021

Words you can keep

Dick Shovel

The act of scooping shit out of a gaymans ass and putting it in his mouth

The guy up the road and his gay lover tried their first dick shovel on each other

Dick Shovel by DCDEAN December 19, 2012

Related Words

Dick Shovel • dickshove • dickshoneri • dickscovery • dickstove • dishoveled • Dishovelled • Dick Shoe • dick shield • Dick Shelf

Dickshelf

A term, originating from the Hawaiian island of Kauai, used to describe an individual who is completely useless. Commonly used in reference to a person who wants to appear busy and is doing something of value, when in fact they are doing absolutely nothing but wasting time and oxygen.

I hate working with that guy, he never does shit, he's a total dickshelf.

Dickshelf by Small-balls Mike September 7, 2011

dickscovery

The exact moment you realize that the woman you've been dating has a penis.

Tyler made a dickscovery last night while getting physical with his girlfriend.

dickscovery by Tankwad November 8, 2017

Dickshoe

A rather fashionable pair of shoes for your dick.

"Phenom just got the coolest dickshoe, I have ever seen."

Dickshoe by Shocky4878 July 21, 2009

dishoveled

When one is physically and mentally exhausted from shoveling large amounts of snow.

Guy 1: Man you look pretty bad

Guy 2: I'm just a little dishoveled after that last 4 foot snow fall.

dishoveled by DaBosssssss March 9, 2011

dickstove

A male sitting on another males ding dong

jimmy sat on Mr.Matthews bare Johnson

dickstove by mick dick June 2, 2003

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026