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dickswab 

To "swab," or wipe, someone's stuff with your dick. Usually done to coffee mugs, toothbrushes, and other items that, when you tell the owner about the dickswabbing, will induce vomiting.
Note 1:Dickswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
Note 2:Dickswabbing is in no way a name for fellatio.
"What a douche, just sipping on his coffee while we clean up his mess."
"We already got our revenge; I totally dickswabbed his coffee mug last night."
"And I kidnapped his dog."
dickswab by nokiddinghuh May 7, 2007

dickswab 

A dickswab is an ingorant fuck hole who puts "xcore" after everything they say and think they're super scene.

Noun: A male pap smear.
"Chelsea Shaffley is a dickswab."

"Man, look at that scenely dickswab kid"

"That kid looks like he has a dickswab in his pants."
dickswab by Josh VanZant September 23, 2005

Dick swab 

Interchangeable with fuckwit but additionally despise as being incompetent or utterly useless
Reckons he’s a genius but he’s an absolute dick swab
Dick swab by TuTuTu May 10, 2018

dickswob 

Someone who acts like a cunt in a male form.
"Donald trump is such a dickswob."
dickswob by Ryleeboobs April 15, 2017

dickshwab 

Something to call someone when they have small dick energy.
Person A: "Well, I don’t really want to go to the concert-"
Person B: "Ugh, you’re such a dickshwab!”
dickshwab by spinny11037 December 30, 2020

dickswap 

The swapping and reattatching of penises amongst a group of friends
This one time, my friends and I got really drunk and played a game of dickswap (the surgical art of swapping dicks).
dickswap by SMOT April 3, 2010