Whenever a girl does something retarded you can call her a dickswab. It's the counter to douchebag.
"Annette, stop being such a dickswab!"
"Why is Alexa a dickswab every time she drinks"?
"Annette, stop being such a dickswab!"
"Why is Alexa a dickswab every time she drinks"?
by Corey CA November 24, 2010
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Note 1:Dickswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
Note 2:Dickswabbing is in no way a name for fellatio.
Note 1:Dickswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
Note 2:Dickswabbing is in no way a name for fellatio.
"What a douche, just sipping on his coffee while we clean up his mess."
"We already got our revenge; I totally dickswabbed his coffee mug last night."
"And I kidnapped his dog."
"We already got our revenge; I totally dickswabbed his coffee mug last night."
"And I kidnapped his dog."
by nokiddinghuh May 07, 2007
Get the dickswab mug.A dickswab is an ingorant fuck hole who puts "xcore" after everything they say and think they're super scene.
Noun: A male pap smear.
Noun: A male pap smear.
"Chelsea Shaffley is a dickswab."
"Man, look at that scenely dickswab kid"
"That kid looks like he has a dickswab in his pants."
"Man, look at that scenely dickswab kid"
"That kid looks like he has a dickswab in his pants."
by Josh VanZant September 23, 2005
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