dickswab
To "swab," or wipe, someone's stuff with your dick. Usually done to coffee mugs, toothbrushes, and other items that, when you tell the owner about the dickswabbing, will induce vomiting.
Note 1:Dickswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
Note 2:Dickswabbing is in no way a name for fellatio.
Note 1:Dickswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
Note 2:Dickswabbing is in no way a name for fellatio.
"What a douche, just sipping on his coffee while we clean up his mess."
"We already got our revenge; I totally dickswabbed his coffee mug last night."
"And I kidnapped his dog."
"We already got our revenge; I totally dickswabbed his coffee mug last night."
"And I kidnapped his dog."
dickswab by nokiddinghuh May 7, 2007
Related Words
dick swab • dickscab • dickshabob • dicksaber • dicksabled • Dicksabled Room • dickshwab • Dickslab • dickswap • dickswastika
dickswab
A dickswab is an ingorant fuck hole who puts "xcore" after everything they say and think they're super scene.
Noun: A male pap smear.
Noun: A male pap smear.
"Chelsea Shaffley is a dickswab."
"Man, look at that scenely dickswab kid"
"That kid looks like he has a dickswab in his pants."
"Man, look at that scenely dickswab kid"
"That kid looks like he has a dickswab in his pants."
dickswab by Josh VanZant September 23, 2005
Dick swab
dickswob
dickswob by Ryleeboobs April 15, 2017
dickshwab
Person A: "Well, I don’t really want to go to the concert-"
Person B: "Ugh, you’re such a dickshwab!”
Person B: "Ugh, you’re such a dickshwab!”
dickshwab by spinny11037 December 30, 2020
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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