To "swab," or wipe, someone's stuff with your dick. Usually done to coffee mugs, toothbrushes, and other items that, when you tell the owner about the dickswabbing, will induce vomiting.
Note 1:Dickswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
Note 2:Dickswabbing is in no way a name for fellatio.
Note 1:Dickswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
Note 2:Dickswabbing is in no way a name for fellatio.
"What a douche, just sipping on his coffee while we clean up his mess."
"We already got our revenge; I totally dickswabbed his coffee mug last night."
"And I kidnapped his dog."
"We already got our revenge; I totally dickswabbed his coffee mug last night."
"And I kidnapped his dog."
by nokiddinghuh April 27, 2007
A dickswab is an ingorant fuck hole who puts "xcore" after everything they say and think they're super scene.
Noun: A male pap smear.
Noun: A male pap smear.
"Chelsea Shaffley is a dickswab."
"Man, look at that scenely dickswab kid"
"That kid looks like he has a dickswab in his pants."
"Man, look at that scenely dickswab kid"
"That kid looks like he has a dickswab in his pants."
by Josh VanZant September 23, 2005
Whenever a girl does something retarded you can call her a dickswab. It's the counter to douchebag.
"Annette, stop being such a dickswab!"
"Why is Alexa a dickswab every time she drinks"?
"Annette, stop being such a dickswab!"
"Why is Alexa a dickswab every time she drinks"?
by Corey CA November 22, 2010