dicksalt 

an insult normally used out of compulsion to describe a person who recently took something of yours or screwed you out of something you deserved.

Yo Dicksalt why you messing with my stuff!

dicksalt by Sludgecone April 21, 2007

dinksalt 

Typically only found on the circumsized penis, Dinksalt is the salty excretion created when you get an infection under the foreskin. Often accompanied by a terrible smell.

I can smell your dinksalt from over here, bro.

dinksalt by Jessler June 16, 2008

dicksaster 

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."

(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."

dicksaster by SpeeMan January 12, 2011

dick salt 

the sweaty substance that develops on a males penis

Jodi licked the dick salt off off my dickhole.

dick salt by jiff9 October 21, 2010

dickwalter 

Dickwalter- 1- james romine 2- a guy that has a cool personality yet lacks any moral aspects of living, unless it begins an ends with eating sum sort of yellow vaginal discharge 3- a guy that needs to get a good lay every once in a while or he turns into a 18 year old baby

dickwalter- shut the hell up dickwalter go get them yellow pair of runnin shoes, she'd b everything u need, if she let u do the alabama hot pocket. 2- banging his cousin counts as a good lay in the sticks

dickwalter by JMR33 July 11, 2011

dicksation 

a conversation usually between multiple and only men about how big their dicks are. Usually almost everyone's answers is considerably exaggerated or just completely made up

Dude, John says his dick is almost 10 inches

How do you know? Did you have a dicksation?

dicksation by fofo92 June 21, 2009

sir dicksalot 

simply referring to robert's cat

Did you get the cat food so we can feed sir dicksalot?

sir dicksalot by davis downey jr. III August 1, 2009