dicksag 

A dicksag is a depresses, sad man who is never horny anymore.

Person 1: ugh, that guy was such a dicksag.

dicksag by lesbian mistake April 29, 2021

dickagram 

Steve-O's heartagram on the top right of his torso. Pretty much just a heartagram with a shlong hanging of the end instead of the point thing the normal heartagram.

has written above it 'ME', as opposed to 'HIM', the creators (namely Ville) of the symbol.

Steve-O: Hey Bam, check this out (pulls up shirt to show dickagram on right of his torso)
Bam: Oh my God dude!! (laughs)
Steve-O: It's not about HIM, its about ME dude
(jackass crew laughs)

dickagram by kenyen March 15, 2007

dickjagger 

A word you randomly say out of frustration while playing call of duty black ops, or any other online game such as halo. This word usually means a faggot camper who doesnt know how to play the game right and all he does is crouch in the corner.

That fucking dickjagger!!!! he was camping in the back of the map

dickjagger by Andrew & Matt December 12, 2010

DickShag

1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.

1. Denzel: Oh you know Jem?

Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?

Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.

Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.

Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.

Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*

*Jem misses a shot*

"DickShag-United"

DickShag by Brooksie1738 March 22, 2017

Dicksand 

Much like quicksand, dicksand is what girls get caught in when they're obsessed with their boyfriend/crush/husband or really anyone that's giving them dick.

We're not gonna see Susan again for a while. She's caught up in Tom's dicksand.

Dicksand by AvocadoToast June 10, 2016

Dicksand 

Like quicksand, but with dicks. When a woman loses herself into a guy and in love with being in love. Made famous through the movie "How To Be Single".

She was almost over him when he called her again and she fall back into his dicksand.

Dicksand by Ella Burrito September 19, 2016

dicksappointed 

Disappointment when you finally see a man's dick.

When the British guy dropped his pants, I was dicksappointed to see a pinky-sized dick. I laughed and told him to leave.

dicksappointed by pfc. Snowball March 1, 2009