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Dicksnag 

The unfortunate result of getting with a clingy ganga bitch at a party and she thinks she has found love and wont leave you alone days later...
Jason: i got with a girl last ngiht and she wont leave me alone, it was only a hook up!

Ben: you got yourself a dicksnag
Dicksnag by johnbobbybrown August 19, 2010
1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.
1. Denzel: Oh you know Jem?

Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?

Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.

Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.

Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.

Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*

*Jem misses a shot*

"DickShag-United"
DickShag by Brooksie1738 March 22, 2017

dicksnap 

An imbecile, or idiotic person, corrupted from dickhead
Look at those dicksnaps over there!
dicksnap by Malakia February 25, 2004
A guy who nags you as much or more than your wife nags you.
Don't be a dicknag. I'm henpecked enough already.
dicknag by Pablo Tornado July 5, 2019

Dicksnake 

When life pulls a dick move and snakes you when you are least expecting it.
Dude 1: how was work bro
Dude 2: not good, my manager showed up unexpectedly and evaluated me when i was just not ready
Dude 1: damn bro she totally dicksnaked you
Dicksnake by TheStorySoFar April 29, 2014

dicksnack 

adj.; Basically, a snack of dick, used mostly to describe an act of idiotness (usually abbreviated by "snack")
He locked his keys in his car.....
1.) ..what a dicksnack
2.) ..what a snack move
dicksnack by hahnimalia July 7, 2005
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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