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When a male sends a picture of his penis to a girl catching them by surprise.
Oh my god, we were texting and all of a sudden he dickprises me!
dickprise by Ktrue00 December 4, 2016
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Putin dickrider 

A person from a Western country who admires and praises Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Bob: There Trump goes again, praising Putin.
Joe: What a Putin dickrider!
Putin dickrider by bluesmurf420 October 18, 2016

Dickpressed 

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.
“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”
Dickpressed by Sargonnas January 4, 2018

dickpressed 

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.
GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.
dickpressed by anailyak June 16, 2016

dickpression 

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.
John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.
dickpression by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016

Dickrider 

a person who is constantly chasing after another person who only cares about themselves, and is there for clout, even when they’re irrelevant and worthless. Then dickriding makes them look desperate and ruins their reputation bc they are a follower
“Look Mary’s being a dickrider again” “Jessica laughs at whatever he says when it’s not funny, she’s such a dickrider”
Dickrider by Chrysanthemum January 12, 2019

DiCapriosexual

A type of sexuality. It refers to being attracted to Leonardo DiCaprio in a sexual manner. It is exception sexuality- only people with a sexuality in which Leo would NOT be a normal potential mate can be DiCapriosexuals (thus, only straight males or gay females).
John: Dude, no homo, but I'd totally have sex with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Steve: It's not homo, man. You're just a DiCapriosexual.
DiCapriosexual by Requius May 12, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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