A phrase used when a girl would like the full attention of the guy she is talking too. Often the girl will actually sit on the guys lap and ask him the question.
Girl: Hey, I don't get this problem, let me sit on your dick a minute.
dick and a half, noun: A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable. Often preceded by "fucking" for added emphasis.
Mike is a fucking dick and a half! He ruined the afternoon for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!
Aka SOADAS; An insult equivalent to go fuck yourself. Often used to end an argument leave the person shocked and speechless. If used properly win everytime.
Person 1: Your so stupid! GO DIE IN A HOLE!!
Person 2: Go sit on a dick and spin 😏