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Let Me Sit On Your Dick A Minute 

A phrase used when a girl would like the full attention of the guy she is talking too. Often the girl will actually sit on the guys lap and ask him the question.
Girl: Hey, I don't get this problem, let me sit on your dick a minute.

dick-and-a-half 

A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable.
Fred is a fucking dick-and-a-half! He ruined the forum for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!
dick-and-a-half by Rock Cowles March 21, 2007

dick and a half 

dick and a half, noun: A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable. Often preceded by "fucking" for added emphasis.
Mike is a fucking dick and a half! He ruined the afternoon for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!
dick and a half by Kowulz April 11, 2007

Go shove a match in your dick and light it! 

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"

Sit on a dick and spin 

Aka SOADAS; An insult equivalent to go fuck yourself. Often used to end an argument leave the person shocked and speechless. If used properly win everytime.
Person 1: Your so stupid! GO DIE IN A HOLE!!
Person 2: Go sit on a dick and spin 😏

not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing 

A woman that is just plan ugly
Dude 1: Would you sleep with that chick?

Dude 2: not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing